We Give You Gifts.
Wonderful Gifts, things you didn't know you wanted.
Gifts we have selected based on our knowledge of your true needs.
Gifts that show our appreciation for your loyalty.
The gifts remind you of your allegiance to us.
There are no obligations attached to these gifts.
We thrive on your loyalty, and we hope you will reciprocate.
The gifts which you accept help to define you. They bind you to your demographic.