Tuesday, November 2, 2010



We have a single word that describes us: ever.
A permanence that extends over lifetimes.

You can feel secure and safe by staying with us. .
One simple choice, security is assured for the future. 

Ever attentive, creating products for your needs.
In a changing world, a comforting stability. 

Stay as you are, with us, ever.
Ever mindful, ever present, ever true. 

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Communities of Choice

Communities of Choice

Choices. We all make choices. And when you make choices, we hope you will choose us.
When you make a choice, it is as if you have joined a club.

Community is built by people sharing the same values. Choosing us, you choose our values, and you join our community.
Choosing us, you choose community. 

And that community extends beyond the warrantee time. It lasts as long as you remember joining us.
It lasts because of your choice. 

As a member of our community, you need carry no cards. You have voted for us, we represent you.
You have voted for us, and our community. 

Monday, March 1, 2010

Stockholder Pleasure

Stockholder Pleasure

When you love us, it pleases our stockholders.
And it a special kind of pleasure.

The glow of their appreciation radiates to you.
And you are warmed by that glow.

Give our stockholders pleasure.
It is our dearest charity.

Your love is real.
Their pleasure is realized.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

We Give You Gifts

We Give You Gifts.

Wonderful Gifts, things you didn't know you wanted.
Gifts we have selected based on our knowledge of your true needs.

Gifts that show our appreciation for your loyalty.
The gifts remind you of your allegiance to us.

There are no obligations attached to these gifts.

We thrive on your loyalty, and we hope you will reciprocate.
The gifts which you accept help to define you. They bind you to your demographic.

Friday, August 14, 2009

You Do Love Us

You Do Love Us.

We are humbled by your love. We thrive on it.

Your love is what lets us do what we do.
It counsels patience and anticipation for our products. We can tell our investors that they can count on that love.

Your loyalty makes our jobs easier.
We can take an idea and grow it into products in all industries that we can count on you to buy.

Your faith lets us spend the time it takes to do our work.
As we design your next passion, your anticipation gives us leave to do our best.

Our work benefits you, and educates us.
With each customer contact, we glean more information to guide our path forward.

You should not ever act to deny that love.
Our relationship is powered by it. You gain worth by it.

You should let perceived slights pass.
We are large, but strive to listen to your needs.

We are your most reliable source of love.
We only exist to be loved by you. This is our only agenda.