<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3836526276126684013</id><updated>2011-11-27T16:10:15.694-08:00</updated><category term='poetry'/><category term='satire'/><category term='framing'/><category term='branding'/><category term='corporate love'/><title type='text'>You Do Love Us</title><subtitle type='html'>We may seem to be a  globalized edifice of carefully engineered laws, specious patents and sham regulations, but our purpose is to engender love.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://youdoloveus.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3836526276126684013/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://youdoloveus.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Jhhl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06377172034467799710</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.jhhl.net/images/icon128.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3836526276126684013.post-6635444485206676279</id><published>2010-11-02T08:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-11-02T08:39:13.729-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ever</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;Ever&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;We have a single word that describes us: ever.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #999999;"&gt;A permanence that extends over lifetimes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;You can feel secure and safe by staying with us. .&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #999999;"&gt;One simple choice, security is assured for the future.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;Ever attentive, creating products for your needs.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #999999;"&gt;In a changing world, a comforting stability.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;Stay as you are, with us, ever.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #999999;"&gt;Ever mindful, ever present, ever true.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3836526276126684013-6635444485206676279?l=youdoloveus.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://youdoloveus.blogspot.com/feeds/6635444485206676279/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://youdoloveus.blogspot.com/2010/11/ever.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3836526276126684013/posts/default/6635444485206676279'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3836526276126684013/posts/default/6635444485206676279'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://youdoloveus.blogspot.com/2010/11/ever.html' title='Ever'/><author><name>Jhhl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06377172034467799710</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.jhhl.net/images/icon128.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3836526276126684013.post-415220210404317137</id><published>2010-08-11T20:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-13T05:10:10.208-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Communities of Choice</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;Communities of Choice&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Choices. We all make choices. And when you make choices, we hope you will choose us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #999999;"&gt;When you make a choice, it is as if you have joined a club.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Community is built by people sharing the same values. Choosing us, you choose our values, and you join our community.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #999999;"&gt;Choosing us, you choose community.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And that community extends beyond the warrantee time. It lasts as long as you remember joining us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #999999;"&gt;It lasts because of your choice.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As a member of our community, you need carry no cards. You have voted for us, we represent you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #999999;"&gt;You have voted for us, and our community.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3836526276126684013-415220210404317137?l=youdoloveus.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://youdoloveus.blogspot.com/feeds/415220210404317137/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://youdoloveus.blogspot.com/2010/08/communities-of-choice.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3836526276126684013/posts/default/415220210404317137'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3836526276126684013/posts/default/415220210404317137'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://youdoloveus.blogspot.com/2010/08/communities-of-choice.html' title='Communities of Choice'/><author><name>Jhhl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06377172034467799710</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.jhhl.net/images/icon128.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3836526276126684013.post-4373739688266088887</id><published>2010-03-01T13:52:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-03-01T14:06:44.473-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Stockholder Pleasure</title><content type='html'>&lt;span font="font-size:200%"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;Stockholder Pleasure&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you love us, it pleases our stockholders.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#999999;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;And it a special kind of pleasure.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#999999;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The glow of their appreciation radiates to you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#999999;"&gt;And you are warmed by that glow.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#999999;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Give our stockholders pleasure.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#999999;"&gt;It is our dearest charity.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#999999;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your love is real.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#999999;"&gt;Their pleasure is realized.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3836526276126684013-4373739688266088887?l=youdoloveus.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://youdoloveus.blogspot.com/feeds/4373739688266088887/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://youdoloveus.blogspot.com/2010/03/stockholder-pleasure.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3836526276126684013/posts/default/4373739688266088887'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3836526276126684013/posts/default/4373739688266088887'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://youdoloveus.blogspot.com/2010/03/stockholder-pleasure.html' title='Stockholder Pleasure'/><author><name>Jhhl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06377172034467799710</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.jhhl.net/images/icon128.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3836526276126684013.post-7863213942792125726</id><published>2009-09-24T09:14:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-24T09:21:30.007-07:00</updated><title type='text'>We Give You Gifts</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;We Give You Gifts.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wonderful Gifts, things you didn't know you wanted.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt;Gifts we have selected based on our knowledge of your true needs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Gifts that show our appreciation for your loyalty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt;The gifts remind you of your allegiance to us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;There are no obligations attached to these gifts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We thrive on your loyalty, and we hope you will reciprocate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"&gt;The gifts which you accept help to define you. They bind you to your demographic.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3836526276126684013-7863213942792125726?l=youdoloveus.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://youdoloveus.blogspot.com/feeds/7863213942792125726/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://youdoloveus.blogspot.com/2009/09/we-give-you-gifts.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3836526276126684013/posts/default/7863213942792125726'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3836526276126684013/posts/default/7863213942792125726'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://youdoloveus.blogspot.com/2009/09/we-give-you-gifts.html' title='We Give You Gifts'/><author><name>Jhhl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06377172034467799710</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.jhhl.net/images/icon128.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3836526276126684013.post-3348949005547085608</id><published>2009-08-14T15:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-14T15:41:46.854-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='branding'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='framing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='satire'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poetry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='corporate love'/><title type='text'>You Do Love Us</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;You Do Love Us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"&gt;We are humbled by your love. We thrive on it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your love is what lets us do what we do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#666666;"&gt;      It counsels patience and anticipation for our products. We can tell our investors that they can count on that love.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Your loyalty makes our jobs easier. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#666666;"&gt;      We can take an idea and grow it into products in all industries that we can count on you to buy.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#666666;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Your faith lets us spend the time it takes to do our work. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#666666;"&gt;      As we design your next passion, your anticipation gives us leave to do our best.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#666666;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Our work benefits you, and educates us.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#666666;"&gt;      With each customer contact, we glean more information to guide our path forward.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#666666;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;You should not ever act to deny that love.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#666666;"&gt;      Our relationship is powered by it. You gain worth by it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#666666;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;You should let perceived slights pass.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#666666;"&gt;      We are large, but strive to listen to your needs.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#666666;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;We are your most reliable source of love.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#666666;"&gt;      We only exist to be loved by you. This is our only agenda.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="color:#666666;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3836526276126684013-3348949005547085608?l=youdoloveus.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://youdoloveus.blogspot.com/feeds/3348949005547085608/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://youdoloveus.blogspot.com/2009/08/you-do-love-us.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3836526276126684013/posts/default/3348949005547085608'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3836526276126684013/posts/default/3348949005547085608'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://youdoloveus.blogspot.com/2009/08/you-do-love-us.html' title='You Do Love Us'/><author><name>Jhhl</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06377172034467799710</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://www.jhhl.net/images/icon128.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
